Top 7 reasons to chop off someone’s foot

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7. Your fridge is empty but you need something to put into your soup

Recipe for a foot soup (boil at least for one hour):

  • 1 liter of water
  • 1 foot (remove toenails and warts)
  • salt and pepper according to your own taste

Top 7 reasons to chop off someone\'s foot

6. You need a paper weight

Beware: This may leave some red stains.

5. To get the other person a high paying job

Watch Jabberwocky for more details about this great job.

4. You need something to throw for your dog to fetch.

Additional advantage: You don’t need to feed your dog on this day.

3. You can kick him, but he can’t kick back

Watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

It’s just a flesh wound! (Black Knight)

And by the way:

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?

2. Your extraordinary sexual likings force you to do it because you love to have sex with amputees

Listen to Ampeauty (Pungent Stench) for more info concerning this extremely interesting (but disgusting in my opinion) topic.

1. You are hard of hearing

Your spouse watches TV and yells: “Get your ass out of the house and bring me some food!”

Sidenote: The other day my colleague noted that my postings are too normal and trivial. If you want to thank Oliver for the fact that I wrote this post please feel free to do so in the comments below. ;-)

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3 Responses to “Top 7 reasons to chop off someone’s foot”

  1. 1 Grueny

    Really crazy reasons.

    Is it your foot?


  2. 2 Xenon

    Number 8:
    Your foot smells funny, but you are to lazy to wash it *lol*

  3. 3 vizzzual

    @Grueny: Yep, my foot.

    @Xenon: Disgusting! Do you speak from your own experience? ;-)

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