Decide for yourself
Narrator:
A guy came to fight club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood. I felt sorry for all the guys packing into gyms, trying to look like what Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger said they should.
Tyler Durden:
Self-improvement is masturbation. Self-destruction is the answer.
Is there a Fight Club in Vienna, so I can quit Holmes Place? 
