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Peenuts

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Ben the tram driver opens a can of peanuts while driving downhill.
He takes one nut out of the can and snuffles at it.
“Holy shit” he shouts “this smells like a peenut.”
“Oh wait, I didn’t wash my hands at the restroom.”
He begins to eat noisily.

Tramway Flash

I’m on the railway to hell

Railway to hell

Ludicrous speed

This is the tramway 26 of the Wiener Linien (public transport in Vienna), rushing through the night with ludicrous speed. Do you remember “Spaceballs“? ;-)

Spaceball One is capable of traveling at four different speeds: sub-light speed, light speed, ridiculous speed, and ludicrous speed. When going into ludicrous speed all crew members must use a seat belt for their own safety. Ludicrous speed results in the ship leaving a trail of plaid, parodying the “warp trail” seen in the first few Star Trek films. (Quote from Wikipedia)

Tramway 26